Four Couples Left on Bachelor: LTYH!!

I have plenty of alcohol and ice cream, so I am ready to go. I also have a large barf bag right next to me, because this show tends to produce nausea. Chris H comes in and announces that their lives are about to change…they need to pack their bags, because they’re headed to…..VEGAS!! Friends,Continue reading “Four Couples Left on Bachelor: LTYH!!”

Listen to Your Heart, Episode 4!

I’m a little late on this…I’ll just keep it short… Chris comes in to talk to the contestants…might I add that none of them look like they have bathed… Chris throws a wrench in the works by sending people out on dates with different people in the house…of course, we’ve matched up Julia with Brandon,Continue reading “Listen to Your Heart, Episode 4!”

Listen to Your Heart, Ep. 3

I sit here with a bottle of Pink champagne and some homemade chocolate chip oatmeal cookies ready to watch the third installment of LTYH. My life is good. Moving on to the show…The hot mess that is Julia rears its ugly head as Brandon continues to send confusing messages to her. He claims he knewContinue reading “Listen to Your Heart, Ep. 3”

Listen to Your Heart, Opening Night!!

“Lives will change keys”-Chris Harrison Brandon says he’s an ex-scout sniper for the Marine Corps and “it was scary,” said no real Marine ever, trust me. I have lived with Marine Mike for 27 years and I have yet to hear those words about anything. Also, he’s wearing an empty shell casing around his neckContinue reading “Listen to Your Heart, Opening Night!!”

Clare Crawley, the next Bachelorette??? I’m in!!!

http://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/02/9479759/claire-crawley-bachelorette-rumors Is Clare Crawley from Juan Pablo’s season going to be the next bachelorette? Friends, my first question is: hasn’t she found love yet? That does concern me a bit. Our lady has been given a lot of chances for love. Bachelor in paradise, Bachelor Winter games, and so on and so on. I actuallyContinue reading “Clare Crawley, the next Bachelorette??? I’m in!!!”

False.

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/peter-weber-i-was-just-as-frustrated-by-hannah-b-as-other-women/ Sweet Pilot Pete has turned into nothing less than a fibber. In this story from Us, PP says he was “just as frustrated” as the ladies that Hannah showed up on his show. Pete, methinks thou doth speak an untruth. Unless my eyes deceived me, the feelings between you and Hannah when you reunitedContinue reading “False.”

Pilot Pete 1/13/2020

Dear Friends, While perusing https://www3.abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor, I found some interesting facts about Pete’s girls in their bios: Apparently, Victoria P’s “biggest fears are murky waters she can’t see her feet in, and chicken served on the bone.” KFC just lost a spokesperson. “Nothing upsets Victoria more than finding raisins in her cookies.” I feel this meansContinue reading “Pilot Pete 1/13/2020”

Pilot Pete

Friends, I’m both happy and concerned that Pilot Pete is SOOO close to his parents. Personally, however, I would not appreciate a mother-in-law who claps excitedly when she finds out her son has slept with me four times in one evening. I mean, I’m happy that it’s the little things with her, don’t get meContinue reading “Pilot Pete”

Rando Thoughts

Friends, I need to tell you about a little podcast I’ve been following for quite a while called “The Intergalactic Candycast.” Now, this isn’t for the faint of heart, as quite a few curse words are thrown around, BUT it WILL make you giggle. The guy’s got a unique thing going here. He does allContinue reading “Rando Thoughts”