Pilot Pete Hometown Dates!

Friends, my champagne is iced and I am ready for a fun evening of Pilot Pete and the gals…. Hannah Ann is super excited to take Peter to her hometown of Knoxville, TN. The first thing they try is ax-throwing. Much like his attempts at basketball with EFF, Peter fails miserably, and the axes goContinue reading “Pilot Pete Hometown Dates!”

Pilot Pete, Lima, Peru, No Alpacas, Lots of Dancing! 2/10/20

Pete and the girls arrive in Lima, Peru. I am obsessed with Hannah Ann’s jumpsuit. Kelley did not expect to be in Lima, but she knows it’s super pretty, and there are alpacas. She thinks it will be exciting to see them and wants Peter to make sure she rides one. At this point, she’sContinue reading “Pilot Pete, Lima, Peru, No Alpacas, Lots of Dancing! 2/10/20”

Vaseline and Chapstick, Mykenna and her Tongue are calling your name!! #PilotPete #PeterParty

That girl has got to have some chapped areas where she keeps snakey-licking her mouth! The Bachelor ABC is providing an opportunity for you to market your product. Take it! Also, could be wrong, but almost positive Mykenna’s a victim of Trichotillomania. Cognitive therapy may be required. I can’t quite tell, but I believe mostContinue reading “Vaseline and Chapstick, Mykenna and her Tongue are calling your name!! #PilotPete #PeterParty”

Three Hours of Pilot Pete? We can do this!

In order to get through tres horas of sweet Pete, I’ve resorted to my all-time favorite beverage, a giant-sized bottle of Cook’s Champagne sans orange juice. You can’t beat straight Bubbly with some leftover Super Bowl 7-Layer dip, now, can you? Laptop-Check. Munchies-Check. Adult Beverage-Check. Time for launch…. Chris Harrison has tweeted me personally toContinue reading “Three Hours of Pilot Pete? We can do this!”

Pilot Pete, Episode Recap, 1/27/20

Dear Readers, Tonight, I’ve decided to go with a drink called the “Blue Hawaiian,”  as I would like nothing more than transporting myself to the islands, sunning on a beach in Hawaii, sipping an adult beverage, and reading the Enquirer. I’m a woman of simple tastes. For those who want to whip themselves up thisContinue reading “Pilot Pete, Episode Recap, 1/27/20”

Team Alayah or Team Kelsey?

Don’t judge me, People! I have decided to add some Tropicana to my Cook’s champagne, and even though I am aware that a Mimosa is generally a breakfast drink, I’m going for it on this crisp winter’s eve! As I sit here in my recliner, sipping my adult beverage and reaching over to grab theContinue reading “Team Alayah or Team Kelsey?”

Episode Recap: Pilot Pete 1/20/20

Dear Readers, I’ve got my gallon of Sam’s Club Cook’s Champagne, a sleeve of Ritz crackers, and Kraft Easy-Cheese on the TV tray next to my recliner. A feast for a queen! I’m prepared to see what the night brings us. First, there HAS to be a wrap-up with #ChampagneGate, correct? I canNOT listen toContinue reading “Episode Recap: Pilot Pete 1/20/20”

False.

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/peter-weber-i-was-just-as-frustrated-by-hannah-b-as-other-women/ Sweet Pilot Pete has turned into nothing less than a fibber. In this story from Us, PP says he was “just as frustrated” as the ladies that Hannah showed up on his show. Pete, methinks thou doth speak an untruth. Unless my eyes deceived me, the feelings between you and Hannah when you reunitedContinue reading “False.”

ChampagneGate

Friends, As I sit back with a glass of Cook’s champagne, only the best for me, (You can get like a gallon of it at Sam’s Club for $10); I continue to giggle at the wonders of ChampagneGate. I would like to remind everyone that Kelsey is a pageant girl; of course, so was HoneyContinue reading “ChampagneGate”

Pilot Pete 1/13/2020

Dear Friends, While perusing https://www3.abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor, I found some interesting facts about Pete’s girls in their bios: Apparently, Victoria P’s “biggest fears are murky waters she can’t see her feet in, and chicken served on the bone.” KFC just lost a spokesperson. “Nothing upsets Victoria more than finding raisins in her cookies.” I feel this meansContinue reading “Pilot Pete 1/13/2020”