False.

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/peter-weber-i-was-just-as-frustrated-by-hannah-b-as-other-women/ Sweet Pilot Pete has turned into nothing less than a fibber. In this story from Us, PP says he was “just as frustrated” as the ladies that Hannah showed up on his show. Pete, methinks thou doth speak an untruth. Unless my eyes deceived me, the feelings between you and Hannah when you reunitedContinue reading “False.”

Pilot Pete 1/13/2020

Dear Friends, While perusing https://www3.abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor, I found some interesting facts about Pete’s girls in their bios: Apparently, Victoria P’s “biggest fears are murky waters she can’t see her feet in, and chicken served on the bone.” KFC just lost a spokesperson. “Nothing upsets Victoria more than finding raisins in her cookies.” I feel this meansContinue reading “Pilot Pete 1/13/2020”

Pilot Pete

Friends, I’m both happy and concerned that Pilot Pete is SOOO close to his parents. Personally, however, I would not appreciate a mother-in-law who claps excitedly when she finds out her son has slept with me four times in one evening. I mean, I’m happy that it’s the little things with her, don’t get meContinue reading “Pilot Pete”

Bachelor Pete 1/6/2020

Let’s set some house rules, shall we, friends? First, every time you hear the word “windmill,” take a little drinky. Second, every time Peter’s family sings or dances to a Cuban song, you have to grab a Mojito or an El Presidente and sip that beverage for all its worth. For those of you whoContinue reading “Bachelor Pete 1/6/2020”