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Finally, the Bachelor FUN-ale!!!
I am loaded up with Logan’s cheese fries and some Cook’s Champagne. I’m telling you, if I hear Barb caterwauling over her 28 year old son FINALLY making a decision on his own, I may go right through the TV and grab her by the throat….
What’s this? Kelly’s in the audience? Why does Chris say it’s important that she’s here??? Goodness, the drama. Uh oh, they just flashed to Barb. She has a new ‘do and does NOT look happy. Does that mean Pete’s with Madison? Stay tuned….
PWeb is jogging through the outback, sweating up a storm. He finds Neil Lane out there, and Pete tells Neil with a giant poop-eating grin on his face that he’s choosing Hannah Ann because he’s so happy. Peter then calls Mr. Sluss and asks Hannah Ann’s dad if he can marry Hannah…OH PEOPLE, this is NOT looking good at ALL!! I mean, if this were the true outcome, why play it the way it’s been played in the previews?? Yiii, for the first time, I’m actually feeling sorry for Hannah Ann….She walks out on her balcony looking quite lovely in a pseudo wedding dress. She IS in deep thought, however, which for Hannah Ann could mean she’s thinking about yesterday’s lunch.
Peter goes to the rose ceremony. OH THE TWISTS AND TURNS!! Chris approaches him and tells him that he doesn’t know if HANNAH ANN is going to show up. Someone get the smelling salts, STAT! Sweet Pete is about to pass out! He goes inside to lay down and take a rest. Tricky Chris comes back to tell Petey Hannah Ann IS coming. Were they just playing a mean trick on Peter? What in the world? Let’s drink every time PWeb cries or gets confused in this episode, shall we? I hope my gallon of champagne is enough!
Hannah Ann is distraught about continuing her journey to Peter. She says in her heart she knows their love is really strong, but she wants to make sure she is the one he really loves. When she gets close to Peter, he giddily takes her in his arms and begins to sob (drink). I really believe he is just so grateful that she showed up that he will willingly marry the woman for that small act of kindness alone. PP was so worried that he would be the first Bachelor in history who none of the women wanted, and he just can’t handle it. That’s never happened, right? Honestly, the way he is carrying on with her, it’s quite embarrassing.
He starts off saying, “Hey Hannah Ann….” The ‘Hey’ just really bugged me. I don’t know. Maybe he just stuttered saying “Ha..Hannah Ann.” Anyway, he tells her he loves her, and she responds by saying, “Oh, you picked me?” Friends, am I the only one who thinks she’s really thinking “What in the world have I got myself into?” She SAYS all the right things, but I just don’t think she’s thinking them. Okay, here’s the deal. There’s like an hour and a half left in the show…..Not to mention Barb’s disappointed face….more twists and turns to come…
Sweet Pete goes to tell his family about his happy ending. Barb starts shaking and crying. Barb immediately talks about how much they have missed him. “We missed your smile, we missed your hellos, we missed your goodbyes…” Peter sits down to tell them who he is engaged to, and Barb is about ready to pass out. Seriously, I hope The Bachelor has a serious investment in smelling salts, because Barb is in near hysterics. Peter makes his announcement and Barb literally almost has a seizure. It’s painful to watch. She immediately calls Hannah Ann her daughter. Then we cut back to the live show and Barb still does not look happy at all. Is she THAT good of an actress?? What is going on?
Peter comes out to talk to Chris H. Hannah Ann comes out to visit Peter in LA. I’m telling you, folks, I have never had a good feeling about Hannah Ann, and I am now drinking to calm my mounting fears about what she’s going to say. She tells Peter how hard it’s been, and Okay, who doesn’t see this coming, despite the fact that Petey keeps reassuring her that he’s fallen in love with her and he loves her. THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, PETER??? Hannah Ann says she said yes to him so that they can be partners and work through things together. Wait a minute, Hannah Ann seems to make sense. Now, I’m the one who’s confused. How is Peter telling her that he loves her, but then he’s telling her he loves someone else, too, and can’t give her his entire heart. Peter’s the one who’s screwing the pooch! This man talks out of both sides of his mouth. Pete thinks that by telling everyone exactly what they want to hear, he’s covered all the bases and no one can be mad and no one can get hurt. Hannah Ann stands up to him and unexpectedly, I am completely on her side!! The Bachelor is full of surprises tonight.
Hannah Ann runs to the toilet and Peter grovels to her apologizing about how sorry he is. She replies, “Imagine me.” Then basically throws the ring in his face and yells at him for taking the pleasure of her first engagement away. Pete keeps saying how sorry he is, and Hannah Ann asks why he’s sorry. When Pete doesn’t give a good enough answer, she comes up with this STELLAR response, “For not being man enough to follow through with your words? For not being true to who you are and not being true to your words and your feelings?” People, I am totally on HA’s side in this. HOWEVER, Peter has proven what a CLASS A wimp he is this entire season. He has not been able to make up his mind over one thing. He probably has a hard time deciding his dinner menu. What made Hannah Ann think he was going to definitively make up his mind now? PLUS, in the words of the immortal Will Shakespeare, “methinks she doth protest too much.” Didn’t someone else on the Bachelor say those exact words of “taking her first engagement away?? Was it BKoof?? Clare Crawley? I’m telling you; Hannah Ann is not being totally honest here. But she is playing it for all she’s worth, and she’s kind of winning.
She calls Peter out for being “poor, tormented Peter.” Tells him that she doesn’t need someone who’s conflicted all the time, then tells him in a nasty whispery voice that they are done, and “I mean that.” At this announcement, Barb claps. Barb is PO’d at Peter BIG TIME. It’s time for Hannah Ann to make a big exit, but she keeps finding mean things to say to Petey and never leaves. He actually holds her hand and walks her out the door. He puts her in the car and tries to lean in for some parting words, but Hannah Ann pulls up the ole “talking to the hand” and tells him to leave.
We fast forward to Peter on the couch with Chris. Hannah Ann is waiting backstage. Peter tells Chris it was tearing his heart out to do that to Hannah Ann because she is the most beautiful soul he’s ever met. Does Peter ever say anything halfway? No. It’s either the MOST Beautiful or the MOST fantastic or the MOST….but you get my drift, right? All I can say is BARB IS PISSED. I have known women like Barb. They can act like they’re the most happy and loving women until they don’t get what they want. Many years ago in banking, I worked with one of those crazies. It was scary. Hannah Ann walks onstage, and it’s the first time that Barb has appeared happy. She is a big HA supporter. Barb is vigorously applauding and nodding at anything that comes out of Hannah Ann’s mouth.
Hannah Ann lets Peter have it with both barrels. He deserves it, God knows. She calls him out for using his words just to keep her around. I concur. Did Prosecutor Kelly brief Hannah Ann on what to say? HA is amazingly coherent tonight. Pete STILL does not understand how his words have an impact on people, because he keeps feeding HA his baloney, but WHAT??? Hannah Ann tells him, “If you want to be with a woman, you need to become a REAL MAN.” BURN!! I hope someone on the Bachelor set is standing by with a fire extinguisher! Yikes, sweet Petey needs some aloe vera!
Next, Chris H goes to Auburn, Alabama to see Madison. They have a small screen of Barb down in the corner, and I am telling you, if looks could kill, Madi should be wearing a bullet-proof vest right now. Whoa, Barb, what has made you hate Madi so? I feel like some sort of demon is possessing you right now.
Madison regrets leaving Peter and asks Chris what happened after she left. Chris tells her that Peter got engaged. Then he tells MP that Peter has no idea that Chris is talking to Madi, and that Peter is now single and he ended his engagement. Sweet Madi asks if Peter is okay, which is super kind of her. Chris asks if she’s in love with Peter. She tells him that she fell in love with him, but she doesn’t know how Peter feels. Chris tells her that Peter has kept her in his heart, and he ended his engagement because of his feelings for Madison. Chris tells her Peter’s dream would be to be with her. Mt. Barb is about ready to erupt. Why does Madison bother Barb so much? Madi says she would love a second chance with Peter and heads to LA with Chris.
Madi meets Peter at his house and asks if they can talk. Peter looks over his shoulder to see if Barb is coming out of the house so that he can provide a human shield for Madi if needed. They talk about their feels for each other. Peter tells her he made a million mistakes as the Bachelor, but he knows he fell in love with her. BUT, if he’s being fair, he told Hannah Ann that he loved her as well. And Victoria….
Peter has not seen Madison since she met him at his house. He does confirm that he loves Madison. Madison comes walking out in a gorgeous pink dress, which looks lovely next to her tanned skin. The audience claps as she walks out, but Barb looks on cold and silent. She’s like the Night King in Game of Thrones. Chris asks the two of them how this will end. Peter says he loves her and he rambles some more. Chris says, “Do you want to give this relationship a shot?” Peter rambles some more, saying whatever that means, and whatever this turns into….and THEN we turn to Barb.
Barb starts spilling the scoop on how Madison made them wait three hours before Madison came in to meet the family and how Madison didn’t apologize for that and when she asked Madison if she loved her son, Madison said no, and that she wouldn’t accept a proposal in four days, and she did not have a connection with Madison like she did with Hannah Ann. Madison sits there smiling…
When we return from the break, Madison has a chance to defend herself, and to her credit, she does NOT attack Barb and is very humble and says she would never say a negative word about any of them. At this, Barb leans over and whispers something into her husband’s ear and then continues to glare icily at Madison. Madison then asks Peter what he thinks, and the Giant Wuss stands up for his family, and I want to slap him, but then he stands up for Madison. What’s this? Barb is rambling about how Madison cut into Peter’s moment with her ultimatum and she had no right. Madison has now decided to break her silence pact. She tells Barb she disagrees with her, because it wasn’t just Peter’s journey, it was HER journey as well. Indeed it was, Madi Prew.
Chris asks Barb how they can make this work, and Barb says, “He’s going to have to FAIL to succeed.” She is SOOO rude. Peter FINALLY finds his balls and tells his family that he LOVES Madison and they are going to have to leave him alone and trust him. Thank you, Peter. Someone get a gag for Barb. I don’t wanna hear her no more.
Chris says he wishes Peter and Madison the best. Madison says this is only something she and Peter should be talking about and no one else. GO Madi P!
In a fun change of pace from the endless drama that is Peter, they bring out Clare Crawley!! We get to see Clare’s long ago good-bye to Juan Pablo, and as I look at the man I thought I loved, I’m thinking he stayed in the tanning bed too long. I’m glad she moved on. I will be watching on Monday, May 18.
Friends, I kept thinking there was going to be some fabulous ending. This ending left me disappointed, deflated and discouraged, like much of the rest of the season.…until May, my friends! Bobs out!
Jen and I talk all things Circle!!! Very few spoilers, and we announce them ahead of time, so check this out!!!
Are you up for the final two episodes of PWebb? So many questions, and tonight and tomorrow we will have answers! Is it just me or did anyone else hear Pilot Pete tell Lauren Zima that his lead gal hasn’t changed since about the fourth week of the show??? I was super surprised at that.
Sweet Pete meets with his parents. Barb is sporting a tube top like nobody’s business. Looks Gucci to me, but what do I know? Pete lets them know that he didn’t sleep with Madison, but she is the one relationship that has continued to climb and the first person that he fell in love with. His family is immediately concerned that he and Madi have not slept together. These people like to put their noses where it don’t belong.
Peter calls Hannah Ann “pure, beautiful innocence.” Dad says the way she’s being described, she sounds like a female Peter. Would we call someone who’s done it four times in a windmill “pure, beautiful innocence?” We would not.
Peter hangs all over Hannah Ann, who is looking surprisingly uncomfortable, while Dad and Barb lovingly mutter “look at that.” Barb takes Hannah Ann to the side, who tells Barb how much she loves Pete and Barb is convinced that their love is beautiful and real. Hannah Ann then tells Dad how serious she is about this process and her love for Petey. Dad just says how wonderful that is. Guys, is it just me, or do you feel like Barb and Dad walk around the house naked? Or at least in their undies? That’s something that pure, beautiful, innocent Hannah Ann will have to get used to.
After talking to Hannah for like 15 minutes, Dad tells Peter, “She is TOTALLY into you.” These people are very intuitive and insightful. Dad asks Peter if he has stronger feelings one way or the other for one of the gals, and as Lauren Zima says, SAAAAD Peter emerges. He gets teary-eyed when thinking about his final decision.
HA tells Peter, ”I DO love you. I DO! and I’m not afraid to say it and I’m not afraid to show it and I’m not afraid to play it and I bet you want to know it.” I decided to rhyme a little there, but she said the first two parts.
Now PWebb goes to meet Madison who is every bit as sad as sweet, sad Peter. Madi’s kind of telling him off now, but then she tells him that if he got down on one knee, she would say yes. Pete continues to get more and more confused as she talks. He’s super sad and anxious, and regretting that he let little Peter get the best of him. But at the end of it all, he says he only heard her say that she would say yes if he asked her to marry him, so who knows? Squirrel: Her eyelashes literally touch her eyebrows. I am totes Jelly. DO people say that anymore?
Peter tries to convince Madi that he gets her feels. He’s looking at her through the squinty eyes. Friends, I just want to tell Madi that NO relationship should be this much work. Peter just wants her to ignore the fact that he’s slept with two other women a week ago, despite her specifically asking him not to if she’s the one for him. AND if, Peter knew Madi was the one since the fourth week, one thinks he might have been able to control himself a little better.
Peter basically talks about how sweet and pure Hannah Ann is , but he’s always saying how much he LOVES Madison, so I’m leaning towards sweet Madi for the win. They walk in to meet his parents and Peter tells them they had a roadblock in their relationship. Dad asks what the roadblock was, so Madi lets them know about the whole sleeping with others thing.
Dad talks to Madison first; Madi tells him how important her faith is to her. Meanwhile, Peter and brother are talking and bro says to Pete, “Obviously, you’re very physical in relationships. SO, if you get with Madi, and you have to wait, are you going to be able to do that?” Pete answers that he will be okay with that. Jack, Pete’s brother, is VERY concerned that Madison won’t sleep with Peter. PEOPLE, why is this anyone’s business but Peter’s??? If my parents and siblings were advocating that I pick the person that would sleep with me, that would just be odd.
Barb is talking Peter down to Madi, telling her that Peter likes to socialize and party, and “I DON’T want anyone to change him.” Barb, calm down, she doesn’t want him to stop socializing, she just wants him to do more of it at church. Like ice cream socials and stuff. Barb was not nice. I don’t like her. BUTT out of your son’s life. After Madi leaves, Peter goes to Barb and Barb starts sobbing to Peter. This woman needs to get hold of herself. She tells Peter that Madi’s not there for him. FALSE. I do not think that was fair. She tells Peter that Hannah Ann is an “angel on Earth.” She talked to Hannah Ann for all of a few hours, so she’s an authority now on Hannah Ann. Calm down, woman.
Peter keeps insisting that he has a LOT of love in his heart for Madison. His family keeps throwing Hannah Ann in front of his face. Why are they all pushing Hannah Ann? I mean, let’s get real, even Peter barely knows her. SO strange that they are this invested in her. Barb starts her crying again. Seriously, if General Hospital is looking for a new lead, they need to ring Barb up. She’s pathetic. Barb tells Peter, Hannah Ann’s “a dream come true.” Peter tells her to stop. He begs her “Please don’t do this to me. You are destroying me.” Peter, for ONCE, you put your foot down, and I salute you. Miraculously, Barb’s tears stopped as soon as Peter told her to stop. That gal can turn the waterworks on and off at will.
Peter meets Madison for a helicopter ride. Madison is starting to feel how different the two of them are despite the fun they have when they’re together. She tells him how much she wants him, but she doesn’t think she can see clearly while she’s in this relationship, and she doesn’t know if they can give each other what they need. She thinks being a great warrior and a great fighter is knowing when to surrender and walk away. He asks her why she doesn’t think she’s the one for him. She lets him know they expect different things from life. As usual, PWebb is confused. She had told him yesterday she could see him getting down and proposing and she would say yes. Today, she is wanting to break up.By the way, COULD someone take them inside somewhere where the bugs are NOT biting them, so they can have a decent conversation? If Pete has to wave bugs away from his head one more time, I’monna change the channel. I wish Madi would just go ahead and say that Peter’s mom talked her into believing that they are not the best for each other. BARB, you done screwed up!!! They’re both crying and Madi gets in the car and drives off. Sad Peter is now walking around the Outback all alone. I ‘ope a Dingo doesn’t get ‘im. See how I did a written accent there?
Petey’s talking to Chris, telling him that he has no idea what to do since he’s in love with two people. Hmmm, this seems fairly basic to me. Madi pulled herself out of the race, so that leaves Hannah Ann. IF you are in love with Hannah Ann, it seems the math would indicate that she is the only one standing, and the one you should pick.
Hannah Ann and Peter are going on a date. A lanky handsome dude pulls up in a yellow jeep and takes them to a kangaroo sanctuary. Precious baby kangaroos come jumping up to them, and the sight of these tiny things makes me want to forgive the Bachelor for all the trash they’ve put us through this season.
Hannah Ann lets us know that she’s given Peter everything she has. This kind of makes me laugh, because I feel that she has a really small tank. All that she has doesn’t seem like all that much….
Peter comes knocking at her hotel door. Oddly, she says she’s ready to give him all she has. But wait, hasn’t she already done that? I guess she found a reserve tank. She’s going on to Peter about how she hopes she’s the one for him. Peter slowly looks up at her, and I feel like he’s about to say something important….Once again, he looks confused. He tells her he’s never doubted anything with her and how much she wants him to be happy and how beautiful that’s been for him….people, he looks like he’s about to pass out. Can I just say, I’m so sick of hearing about Petey’s heart being pulled in two directions? Hannah Ann tells him that’s not what she wants to hear, that his heart’s being pulled in two directions. Thank you, Hannah Ann. She feels like she’s given and given and she’s not getting anything in return and he doesn’t seem completely there for her. Petey gives her the heavy-lidded stare, which could mean confusion or something else. Whoa, Hannah Ann needs to pull that dress down. Her nether regions were about to make their first television appearance. I’m pretty sure they just black-boxed her goodies right there. Cut to Chris Harrison….
Chris Harrison lets us know that NO ONE knows how this will end, not even Peter. I’m sure he and Madi have been dating behind the scenes and they’re going to bring their love to fruition tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night: Chris is talking to Madi about her regrets. Barb collapses into her husband’s arms sobbing. It’s gonna be crazy folks! Stay tuned! Bobs out.
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Way back when, a little team called the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl! Jen and I discussed their parade, and then move onto more important things, such as Pamela Anderson’s two week marriage. Or was it even a marriage?￼
#BachelorNation, I woke up with a few thoughts after last night’s #WomenTellAll. I was thinking, what could possibly be an ending that #pilotpete doesn’t even know himself? So I get to thinking about that, and I come up with this. What if Peter is at the altar and asks Madi to marry him, but Instead of replying no, she says not now. Then she tells him that little Peter had better stay out of trouble for the next few months. If big Pete and Lil Pete can mind their own business, she will consider marrying him at that point. So, on the Final Rose show, we are going to get to see her say yes or no. Live and in person. Just my thoughts. Just speculating as my good friend Jenni Denney would say
It’s Women Tell All! If the planets are in alignment, Peter is going to face the wrath of a bunch of angry gals tonight! I hope he’s wearing a bullet-proof vest!!
We begin at the rose ceremony with the three (or did Madison take herself out of the running?} women after the Fantasy Suites. Papa Chris is talking to sweet Pete about his feels. Pete is still feeling regret and crying. He honestly looks like he’s going to vomit. One thinks it’s over the loss of Madi, but he continues to insist that he’s in love with all three women. So, why the tears, sweet Pete? He reiterates that Hannah Ann’s the sweetest woman he’s ever known, BUT….he’s in love with Victoria as well. I, myself, am confused. Could these two women be any different? Come on people, you know sweet EFF is probably a maniac in bed, and Hannah Ann seems like she’d try hard to PRETEND she was, but wouldn’t quite be able to work that out. Pete’s about to vomit over the side of the cliff because he doesn’t see Madison there, but then she shows up. Madison is probably a good mix of the two other gals, and that’s why he so desperately needs her to be there. She has a brain and can carry on a conversation, and when she’s happily married, she’ll probably be just fine in the boudoir. She’s athletic and that has to count for something, right?
A look of relief washes over Peter, but then he comes to the stand to give away the roses, and he literally is about to have a nervous breakdown. Can I just say that I hope Pilot Pete handles himself under pressure in the cockpit much better than he’s doing here? Delta, do you test your pilots for stressful situations? Cause if I get on a plane and see Pete’s the pilot and there’s storm clouds ahead, I’m gonna want to get re-booked on the next flight.
Am I crazy, or does Madison look like she’s disgusted and PO’d? Friends, I am laughing so hard at poor Peter right now. Producers, I hope you have a clean change of undies, because that boy just wet himself. He’s shaking while he’s asking Madi if she wants his rose; he’s about ready to cry. She makes him wait while she thinks about it. Then she finally says, “Yeah.” He pulls himself back into the real world, is clearly shocked, answering her, “You sure?” She says she is, and they hug.
Now he has to say goodbye to Victoria. He tells her how he’s falling in love with her, but he’s just more in love with the other two. I get that. I’m in love with Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, and Chris Pratt, but I’m more in love with Hemsworth and Pratt, you know? Same, same. Victoria goes home, and now we’re at the Women Tell All portion. I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this will be a major bitch-biting fest.
Chris asks the girls what they thought about Madison giving Peter an ultimatum. Sidney decides to open her big mouth and talk about how she and Madison are kind of the same. They’re both from small towns, they both have certain standards. Umm, Sid, I’m concerned about some of these standards of which you speak. From what I hear, lying is not beneath you. Just sayin’
Chris first addresses the Victoria P and Alayah situation. He goes to Sidney to ask her about her thoughts, and of course, Sidney has some. She talks about how fake Alayah is, but doesn’t allow Alayah to get a word in edgewise. Sid definitely wants to be queen of this show, I just don’t know why the producers are letting her. Alayah starts talking in a screech voice saying that she’s just as annoying off camera as on, and she has a voice that her mom calls her ‘princess voice,” and at this point, I’m just like, huh? Why are you dissing yourself? Girl have some pride! Now they all just start yelling at each other, and Savannah starts yelling at Victoria P that she’s the fakest person ever. I really can’t hear anyone saying anything. I get the impression these gals don’t like each other.
Champagnegate is then discussed, and the conversation turns to Kelsey’s emotions and possible substance abuse. Here, the camera turns to Tammy, who’s just sitting there with a hang dog expression. She’s all over the place with her excuses. Tammy first tries to defend herself for tattling to Pete saying she only did things out of concern for Kelsey. She next tries to justify her actions saying they are all kissing the same man, so if Kelsey’s on drugs, the rest of them need to know. If she brings up the coronavirus, I’monna go through my TV. Tammy full on denies saying that Kelsey was an alcoholic or drug user. I’m gonna call it, False. Tammy, I’m pretty sure you said pretty much those exact words, or at least, they were very synonymous with those words. Someone mentions that the pill=popping rumor was started by Victoria P. Victoria P leads with, “Well, as a nurse…” Someone immediately cuts her off, saying, “You work for a dermatologist.” And that’s the name of that show. We don’t hear anything else from Victoria P.
Tammy is a nasty person. She is not happy with her outcome on the show, so she’s going to bring down everyone else. In looking at her bio, it looks like she has like 6 jobs. She’s very driven, so not succeeding on this show is probably heart-breaking for her. Still, that doesn’t mean you have to be nasty to anyone else.
Kelsey’s on the hot seat. She says, “Emotions are a good thing for both men and women.” Probably true. Ashley I comes out to meet Kelsey, because obviously, she’s a fellow crier and emotional person. Tammy sits behind them making ugly faces when Ashley thanks Kelsey for standing up to the emotional “shamers” everywhere. I think Tammy can’t wait to get off the show tonight.
Next up, EFF is in the hot seat. I think she is a really beautiful girl, but WHOA, that is one short skirt or is it shorts? I wish she wasn’t wearing those huge false eyelashes. She’s quite lovely without them. Goodness, I sound like I’ve got the hots for EFF. I don’t. Marine Mike’s the only guy for me. And Chris Pratt. If I have to choose. EFF is talking about her regrets with how she acted, and she seems sincere. She addresses the accusations that have been made against her for breaking up marriages. EFF is denying that she broke up any marriages. Who knows? She seems different today though. Maybe she could be the bachelorette down the road….
Peter, Chris, and family are heading off to some Bachelor viewing parties. Gals, we NEED to do this!! Let’s get Chris and the next Bachelor to come to Joplin!! Party with Jen and Bobs!!
Peter is in the hot seat. He says the favorite part of the experience was all the relationships. Well, I hope it wasn’t the free meals, Pete. Kelsey starts crying and says, “I’m just honestly grateful for you, and now I think I’ll be able to find someone.” Goodness, Kelsey, you ARE gorgeous, and you probably have a decent personality away from all this hullabaloo. You WILL find someone. Who hurt these women?
EFF comes up and thanks Peter for putting up with her, and then tells him she’s sorry for everything. She should then turn to the viewing audience and apologize to us, because we had to put up with her too. Peter quotes the Bible, saying “Love is patient.” Madison will appreciate that if she’s watching.
Chris opens the floor to questions. Mykenna asks Peter why she kept him around for the rose ceremony if he was just going to dump her after her date with Tammy. Sweet Pete makes the claim that he had no idea who the roses were going to that evening. He actually made it sound as if he has no control over that aspect. Strange. Savannah wins “Biggest Balls of the Evening Award” for asking Peter if he regrets keeping women around who want drama rather than some of the women who were there for the right reasons. She kind of got a gasp from the audience, but she’s right. It was a painful season, my friends. I must say, I think Pete got off really easy tonight.
Bloopers: Peter and Mykenna make out and Peter lifts her up on the counter and slams her head into a cabinet. Victoria P hears some hyenas, or, I don’t know, some kind of dog in the background, and asks, “Are those chickens?” There’s a plethora of bugs, and Peter is the most skittish person in the world.
Oh, no they aren’t. The Bachelor is giving us a PSA? Really, a show that literally has no moral values is going to talk to us about virtue. Bachelor, STAY IN YOUR LANE. That’s all I’m gonna say on that. Bobs out.
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