Pilot Pete, Lima, Peru, No Alpacas, Lots of Dancing! 2/10/20

Pete and the girls arrive in Lima, Peru. I am obsessed with Hannah Ann’s jumpsuit. Kelley did not expect to be in Lima, but she knows it’s super pretty, and there are alpacas. She thinks it will be exciting to see them and wants Peter to make sure she rides one. At this point, she’sContinue reading “Pilot Pete, Lima, Peru, No Alpacas, Lots of Dancing! 2/10/20”

Vaseline and Chapstick, Mykenna and her Tongue are calling your name!! #PilotPete #PeterParty

That girl has got to have some chapped areas where she keeps snakey-licking her mouth! The Bachelor ABC is providing an opportunity for you to market your product. Take it! Also, could be wrong, but almost positive Mykenna’s a victim of Trichotillomania. Cognitive therapy may be required. I can’t quite tell, but I believe mostContinue reading “Vaseline and Chapstick, Mykenna and her Tongue are calling your name!! #PilotPete #PeterParty”

Three Hours of Pilot Pete? We can do this!

In order to get through tres horas of sweet Pete, I’ve resorted to my all-time favorite beverage, a giant-sized bottle of Cook’s Champagne sans orange juice. You can’t beat straight Bubbly with some leftover Super Bowl 7-Layer dip, now, can you? Laptop-Check. Munchies-Check. Adult Beverage-Check. Time for launch…. Chris Harrison has tweeted me personally toContinue reading “Three Hours of Pilot Pete? We can do this!”